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PHD Comics (Piled Higher and Deeper) #1597

How to Write Your Thesis in Ten Minutes a Day

by Jorge ChamPublished: License: © Jorge Cham

Comic: How to Write Your Thesis in Ten Minutes a Day (PHD Comics (Piled Higher and Deeper) #1597). Transcript below.

How to Write Your Thesis in Ten Minutes a Day © Jorge Cham · PHD Comics (Piled Higher and Deeper) · © Jorge Cham"Piled Higher and Deeper" by Jorge Cham www.phdcomics.com

Why it lands

Every long project with a fuzzy deadline, a migration or a rewrite, has the same shape: years of low-grade worry, then a final sprint that does all the work. The joke is that the ten minutes a day were real, just spent on the wrong thing.

Transcript

  1. How to Write Your Thesis in Ten Minutes a Day
  2. It's that simple!
  3. Step 1. Spend ten minutes each day for the first X number of years filled with anxiety, stress and doubt about whether you'll ever finish your thesis, what you're doing with your life, and whether you made the right decision to come to grad school.
  4. Step 2. On your last year, sleep for ten minutes a day and spend the rest of the time writing your thesis.

Credits

Original
How to Write Your Thesis in Ten Minutes a Day — Jorge Cham, PHD Comics (Piled Higher and Deeper)

The English page shows the original image unmodified. The Japanese page shows an adaptation by wtfe²: the lettering was erased from the art and replaced with a Japanese translation. The adaptation is shared under the same license as the original.